Whining Fathers

This just in!

Fathers around the household have been wining almost as much as children! Household mothers all state; "They wine about as much as children do!" There you have it, in black and white! Noone ever thought that this could happen. Local person says; "It really is a-a shock to find that out. I just can't belive such a thing could-could be true!" Well here, anything can be true! Anything!